Guitar / Vocals

Imagine a musical frontier with no boundaries, no limitations, no restrictions. Allow us to unveil that very artist, Kirk Marshall. He first began playing guitar sometime in the last century, finding inspiration in the work of musical non-conformists. His love of 'left of the dial' mavericks profoundly impacted his own artistic direction. "I'm not a musical snob. My record collection is one big mess."

Bass / Vocals

Bassist, author/educator, writer and producer began his musical career in his early teens by starting on trumpet, two years later, he switched to French Horn and began studying with renown French horn player/educator/composer Hugh Jass. This lead to numerous awards in district and state level competitions.

Drums

Drummer and percussionist, Chet's middle name should be versatility, or, completely bored when playing with the PLYRz. Chet’s exciting rhythmic energies add color and mood to any musical performance. He’s also comfortable playing in the pit of a Broadway show, or even with the PLYRz.

1st String

Kent began his music career in the spring of 1987. Kent retired from music in the summer of 1987 to concetrate his efforts on finding the next "Thing". As a master of R&D he had found his niche. Although he still searches for the next "Thing", he has found many other things along the way. His contribution to the PLYRz is without measure.

Security / Web Admin

Frank started in the Information Technology field in 1992 because as he put it, "I wanted to be able to make a living sitting on my ass." After becoming successful in IT Frank thought of sharing his secrets and began writing a book. This was a failure do to the fact he has no writing skills. A seminar tour was next, until he tought, screw them, let 'em figure it out on their own!

Pilots

Dave and Jim, what can you say about these two? I'll try. They have to be the most inept pilots in the sky. They have landed planes in the water, landed at the wrong airport, flown to the wrong country, and both suffer from ADD. We are not even sure if they have licenses.

PLYRz CD's for better health?

In an attempt to improve the health care roll out, HHS has decided to include a free Seven Bridges Burned CD, for those who qualify.

Seven Bridges Burned Is Here!

The new CD is out! It's finally here!! Make sure to get a copy today! It's available wherever Kirk decides to leave one.

No IRS Favors

The PLYRz deny providing Rook On! CDs that were included in the IRS swag bags at the Anaheim conference.

Tebow Looking Forward

In a recent statement from former NY Jet, Tim Tebow, he said, "First Denver, now New York! I just hope the new PLYRz album comes soon. I don't think I can take much more."

Reese Rooking to hard?

In her statement regarding her actions towards the police Reese stated "I was listening to the PLYRz and I was just caught up in the moment. What I meant to say is, 'Do you know THEIR name? You're about to find out who THEY are'. I just wanted to spread the word about the PLYRz."

Sequestration Hits the PLYRz

The PLYRz are siting sequestration as the main reason the new album will only have 7 tracks. Thanks Washington.

Pope's Gotta Rock!

Pope Benedict sites desire to become PLYRz next drummer as reason for stepping down.

Super Blow!

PLYRz blow power warming up for post game show.

Dopin' Drummer

After years of denying it, Lance Armstrong admits to drumming for the PLYRz. In a statement to the press he said, "This is the most embarassing day of my life."

Ouch!

RG3 out for the next season. Says he will be pursuing his true dream from this point forward, becoming the next PLYRz drummer.

What will we do?

The new special edition PLYRz Gibson guitar release has been delayed due to a lack of materials.

Now, now Mrs. Brady.

The PLYRz deny any and all insinuations made by Florence Henderson in her new tell all book.

Party on Mrs. Palin!

The PLYRz have no comment regarding the affair rumors surrounding Sarah Palin.

Full Weiner Probe?

Following a full Weiner Probe Rep. Weiner offered some stiff criticism claiming the PLYRz music is to blame and the band should be hung out to dry.

No substitute for the real thing!

Defense attorney for Dominique Struass-Kahn of the IMF is claiming temporary insanity do to listening to a bootleg copy of the PLYRz. Dom Dom, get the real thing.

PLYRz in the Movies

And the Oscar for Best Score goes to.... the PLYRz for Stumble Drunk staring Charlie Sheen.

Deal in the Works?

Lindsay Lohan is said to be considering a plea deal regarding the theft of ROOK ON! CDs.

Wiki-PLYRz?

12/8/10 - WikiLeaks to release top secret PLYRz documents in protest of the upcoming new release from The PLYRz. In response the PLYRz have released a statement saying "We're no to concerned, it's not like it will ever be finished."

Come on Mr. President

It's confirmed, former president Bill Clinton tried to convince the PLYRz to stop recording their latest CD.

The Truth Prevails!

Justice at last!! The PLYRz have been found innocent in the Anna Nicole Smith trial!

What is Cousin Eddie up to?

Actor Randy Quaid and wife Evi after being arrested in Vancover said in a statement, "You've got it all wrong, we were just trying to retrieve our PLYRz CDs, and we were so tired we just wanted to take a nap. We were not squatting!"

PLYRz Plug Blows!

A call has been put out to any available boats to help in the clean up of floating CDs in the Gulf of Mexico.

PLYRz Plug Holding!

"PLYRz Plug seems to be working!" That's the latest from BP officials. "Of course it's working, these CD's can stop anything, I mean anything" says the PLYRz.

BP Scraps Top Kill

BP scraps top kill plan. The new plan is to stuff the pipe with PLYRz CD's!

Sex Therapy?

PLYRz were considering sex addiction rehab with the thought that "Hey everyone's doing it!" but then considered the possibility, "What if it works?" so then the inevitable "Screw that!"

Bidding War?

The PLYRz deny the recent rumors that they are in a bidding duel for the John Edwards tape.

Deal with the Devil?

In a statement made on his program The 700 Club, Pat Robertson credited all of the PLYRz success to a pact made with the devil, to which the PLYRz responded "That's nonsense, like we need that!". In an unrelated story the PLYRz have entered into negotiations with Lou Cifer from Lord of the Underworld Management Group to get a better contract do to the recent increased publicity.

We're here for the Golf

Windermere FL. - Eyewitness accounts have the PLYRz fleeing the seen of SUV crash. PLYRz deny they were driving at the time of the crash and insist we are just "friends" with Tiger.

We're Sorry

President Obama addressing the U.N. today apologized to the world for the PLYRz.

Who's Lying?

In yet another strange twist, Nancy Pelosi has accused the PLYRz of lying about matters of state.

Nice Move Mr. President

It turns out Muntadhar Al-Zeidi mistook President Bush for the PLYRZ drummer. He was upset about not getting a refund when the PLYRZ withdrew from Iraq.

Need Some Cash Mr. President

The PLYRZ have requested bailout assistance in order to complete their new CD. In their hearing, they sited the many fans who would suffer distress in these tough times without the hope of a new CD.

Tour in More Trouble

John Edwards pulls sponsership of PLYRZ '09 tour. PLYRZ deny any knowledge of mistriss.

Tour in Trouble

2009 tour sponser Ted Kenedy has pulled his donation, which will now be used for other research.

Barbara Who?

The PLYRZ deny relationship with Barbara Walters.

Now Now Eliot

The PLYRZ officialy deny they are client #8